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Kalim al-Asim ([personal profile] goldencharms) wrote2024-10-13 01:30 pm

for @snizier

there will be starters here, and no one can find them, wee hee hee
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly I do, because this should never have happened in the first place! You were the one who said it wasn't a prank! This is why you should listen to me!

[Oops, Jamil is maybe going off a bit. This isn't even what he was upset about in the first place, but it's a convenient outlet for it 😔 After all, if it had been poison, they'd both be fucked and it would be his fault.]
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-05 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
You would have said no one would do anything like this, either.

[But someone did. And that's the next order of business, after waiting out however long it takes for the effects to wear off (and they are doing exactly that, there's no way either of them can go out in public while they're this vulnerable): figuring out exactly whose wise idea this was. As soon as he has the thought Jamil begins running down his mental roster of all the dorm members. The most likely candidates would be anyone still holding a grudge from winter break, but nobody has been causing problems about that recently...

At some point Jamil had gotten to his feet in his consternation, and now he sits down on Kalim's bed with a heavy sigh. Great. This was supposed to be a homework session and now he has this to worry about too. Now he really is stressed.]
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-05 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That does get Jamil to look up from his little spiral. He makes a a face like Kalim grew a second head.]

What? That's the entire point of bringing it to me in the first place.

[Did Kalim his his head???]
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Truth potions are a two-way street that way! Now Jamil knows and he's pretty mad about it, but more than that, he's just confused.]

What? Kalim, what else do you think I'm tasting your food for?
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Kalim makes absolutely zero sense at all times. This is why Jamil always has a headache.]

If you only bring me food you think is harmless, that defeats the entire purpose of me testing it in the first place!

[HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN DOING THIS]
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-08 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then what am I doing when I taste your food for you?!
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no. Kalim does not get to dodge this one when Jamil's had answers inadvertently forced out of him all evening. He angrily slams his hand onto the floor between them with quite some force.]

Kalim! Answer me!
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-08 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Jamil about hits the roof.]

You realize I'm the one who could get in trouble for this?!

[His voice is about an octave higher. He feels a little light-headed just thinking about it.]
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[personal profile] snizier 2024-12-08 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What if something went wrong and an assassination attempt went unnoticed?!

[He's not even responding to Kalim at this point. He's just hysterically going through worst case scenarios.]